I should point out that I don’t normally have that stripey sheet on my bed, but what with his dribbling and rolling in the flowerbeds, it’s a necessity, bleurgh!

the worst part is that it he does indeed start facing the other way, and I have to force him to turn around. Also another good reason for the sheet as I can pull it over my face

[...] and hasn’t got off it since (except for trips to the loo, and his early morning routine of sitting on my face). He’s very, very pleased with [...]